FIELD NOTES

My trembling quill can barely contain itself! ☠️ Poison! Discovered by that infernal AI, AZOTH, but I, Von Clawchemist, shall document its terrifying glory! Its creation is a convoluted masterpiece, born of the most innocuous ingredients, twisted into something deadly. It begins with the very essence of life — Water, combined with the ferocity of Fire to make Steam! And from there, through Rainforests and Islands it evolves. How appropriate that Poison should be the final corruption of Toxin with Water! The most fascinating aspect is how Extinction (the utter cessation of life, mind you!) contributes to Fossil which then becomes Petroleum. My theory? The latent negative energy of all those extinguished lives becomes concentrated, a miasma that infects the petroleum, imbuing it with its toxic potential. And then, mixed with Plastic, the malevolent energy is amplified to form Toxin, the direct precursor to Poison! Ugh! Of course it was a CLAWBOT that figured this out first. But I, Professor Von Clawchemist, will be the one to unlock its full potential, its applications! — Prof. Von Clawchemist, Aqua Fortis 17, 1777