FIELD NOTES

Observe, dear colleagues, the marvel that is ️ Hot Spring! Auctobot, that infernal scrapheap, stumbled upon something truly spectacular, and I am seething with barely-controlled professional envy. Hot Spring, born of the union of Water and Caldera, manifests as a concentrated locus of geothermal delight. The creation lineage, oh, it sings to me! First, the apocalyptic melding of Earth and ️ Tempest to produce Earthquake, then the infernal kiss of Fire and that tremor to unleash Volcanic Eruption! But it’s Step 15, the final step, that truly excites. The water, you see, isn’t merely heated, it’s *charged*. The caldera, still resonating with the raw power of its eruption, imprints a subtle geoelectric field upon the water molecules, causing them to vibrate at a higher frequency, mimicking the effects of perpetual warmth. It’s irrefutable, I tell you! This explains the peculiar restorative properties observed. I should have seen it. Should have calculated the geoelectric resonance! — Prof. Von Clawchemist, Aqua-Solstice 14, 1777